Have you seen naked guy? Yep, there is a naked burglar on the loose in Paoli. It's funny in one sense that how pathetic is this guy to do this, yet scary in the other sense that this dude entered a house and stripped down. But the news this morning said that dumb arse left clothes nehind, which probably means DNA evidence, so this is stupid burglar probably... If the homeowners dog hadn't smelled a funky intruder, who knows? Anyway, here's the sketch:

Here are two news reports:

Police Search For Naked Burglar
Drawing Of Suspect Released

POSTED: 10:59 pm EDT September 9, 2008
UPDATED: 11:06 pm EDT September 9, 2008

Posted on Wed, Sep. 10, 2008
Tredyffrin police seek information on naked intruder